Front cover story for Yahoo News yesterday. Can't think of any violent rebellions in the DRC or escalating occupations in the Middle East to report about, so that seems about right.  Action shots below for those of us who are confused as to how one would actually "ride" a manatee, which is an animal that is known for barley moving at all.

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/woman-rode-manatee-arrested-033329035--abc-news-topstories.html

Oh and if this story wasn't proof enough the people of Florida should be required to wear helmets for their own safety, then read about this person who killed himself in a bug eating competition he didn't even win.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/26/autopsy-reveals-florida-man-choked-to-death-after-roach-eating-contest/