Like most, I despise anything involving physically removing myself from bed after what was hopefully a somewhat decent rest (slim shot). I typically combat these daily-beat problems by staying in bed. But seeing how Thursday is in reality a beautiful day (I can work with weekend coming right up), I think it should be embraced as you approach your morning. In the spirit of waking up to a day of positivity, right now, I present Chordashain.

I personally feel Illusion is the perfect way to finally get up to start the day, with it’s light “we don’t mean to wake you up, but it’s time to start the party” feel about it. It may never be easy, but good music can make it less painful.

The Jam starts to get into it a little bit more, and by now there’s a chance you might possibly even be up? Maybe putting on a pair of slacks? A nice cologne? I like Dolce & Gabbana myself. The track gets in some hard hits and by the end you should feel like Rocky ready to take on the day.

I would recommend eating your Wheaties as well, but we know how that went for Lance Armstrong.

Dr. Disco’s Script: Take this in and enjoy the day. Let me know how you feel in 24 hours (call 911 for an erection lasting more than four hours).