On Thursday January 15th, Orlando experienced a New Gore Order. The night was filled with a range of Deep House, old school throwbacks, and topped off with some filthy Dubstep.
The first of this change of power was Jauz. Under his leadership nonbelievers were converted and discovered the deepest beats this region has ever known. His swanky track selection warmed up the crowed and set the tone for the night to follow.
Shortly after Jauz’s reign ended, Ookay took the throne and showed the people the error of their ways. They were quickly consumed by the dopest bass music they had ever heard.Ookay unleashed a flurry of throwbacks, reigniting nostalgic joy among the masses. Posers spontaneously combusted to the rhythm of the bass. The sound of the crowd singing along overpowered the speakers, I haven't seen a crowd get that hyped in a long time.
From the ashes rose a new gore order, with the king Borgore himself sitting atop the barren wasteland. His phat beats quickly began a new existence for mankind. Ratchets from across the land gathered to give praise to the new king. They twerked their way across the stage, abolishing any nonbelievers in their wake. Borgore then proclaimed his dominance with a shower of champagne the likes of which the world has never known. By the end of the show everyone everyone was soaked in one way or another. Thanks to Borgore, Orlando now has a better understanding of what it means to be ratchet!
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